Free American Heroes Ramos and Compean for Thanksgiving!
Dirt That Hillary Will NOT Find Under Rug in the Oval Office!
Sheep In Wolf's Clothing Panders to Queen B (Rhymes With Witch!)
Barry Bonds: Lying and Obstructing Justice While Black And Under Immunity

Is Praying for "A Rainy Night In Georgia" Dumb?
Is America's Immigration System Really Broken? If So, Who Broke It?

Dubya's Top Secret Advice to Pervez Musharraf
What If Monica Lewinski Had Been An Illegal Alien?
Essential American Truths Immigrants Must Be Forced to Accept

Oklahoma!
Hillary: A Rose Between Two Thorns?
Where Are "Bloody Hands" When It Comes to Slaughtering the Unborn?
Great News for America: Democrats Plan Shorter Workweek
Speaker Pelosi's Fake News Conference

GOP Ideas for Ending Illegal Immigration Flawed
Read Our Lips: NO New Amnesty!

El Rushbo Uses Letter from Useful Idiots to Help U.S. Troops
Barack Obama: You're No Ronald Reagan--But You May Be Dick Cheney!
Should Al Gore Run in 2008? Hell Yes, the Man Needs Exercise!
The Rise and Fall of Vicente Fox: A Five-Hour Thriller
Does America Need Hard Work/Thrift Tutoring from Pedro Zapeta?
Patriot Alert: America Occupied by 38 Million Illegal Aliens!
Can John Edwards End Poverty in America, As We Know It?
Obama Could Learn Plenty About Patriotism from Jim Broussard
Do Illegal Aliens Cause Global Warming? (satire)
Harry Reid Takes on America's REAL Enemy: El Rushbo!
Pedro Zapeta Should Be Deported Immediately, Sans $59,000!
Is Illegal Immigration An Inevitable, Natural Phenomenon?
If Hillary Is Elected
O.J. Arrest Proves America Still Blatantly Racist
Whom Do You Trust? General Petraeus or Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid?
Some Unholy Questions About Osama's 'Caravan of Martyrs'
Democrat Sound Bites Translated into American
Wherever There Are Criminal Invaders and Moochers, There Is Mexico!
An Open Letter To Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser
Shut Up, Felipe Calderon!
What to Do With Senator Larry Craig?
Of Michael Vick, Senator Larry Craig, and Contrition
Weeping for America's Numero Uno Anchor Baby?
Mexican Senate Joins Elvira Arrellano Against American Rule of Law
'Giant Sucking Sound' Is Sweet Music: Illegal Aliens Vacating Oklahoma!
Urgently Needed: Sanctuary Cities for Americans! (satire)
Is Elvira Arellano Owed "Respect?" For What?
Great News: Elvira Arellano Captured!
'Savage' Nation Offers U.S. Citizenship to Illegal Aliens? (Satire)
With Help, Michael Savage Defeats Illegals!
Karl Rove Bails, W Places "Help Wanted" Sign In White House Window
Winnowing Through the 2008 Presidential Candidates
San Francisco Home to King and Queen of Corruption
"Do You Speak any Foreign Language?" "Only English!"
Special Prosecutor Needed to Clean Up Pelosi's Mess In US House
Liberal Corruption Now Includes Fraud On Floor Of U.S. House!
Obama's "Diplomatic" Solution: Invade Pakistan!
Triangulating Military Surrender Into Victory at the Polls
Wither "Character " In American Sports?
The Perils of Starring While Black (Satire)
White House Failure
Would America Be Better off Under Sharia Law?
Shut Up, Cardinal Mahony!
Helen Thomas: Words of Wisdom About the Iraq War (satire)
Time to End the 'Spanish Imposition' (satire)
Jamestown Settlements: Illegal Immigration Run Amuck (satire)
Whither that $4.4 Billion for Border Security, Mr. President?
Medicine + Jihad: Now That Is "Sicko" (satire)
Pardon Me, President Clinton?
Speaker Pelosi's Six-Month Victory Lap
Scooter Libby Could Have Gotten a Much Better Deal! (satire)
Democrat Presidential Hopefuls Slow to "Get It" On Amnesty (satire)
Fairness Doctrine? Bring It On!
Mr. President, Your Helicopter is Ready!
Open Letter to Senate Majority Leader Reid
Will GW Bush Get His "Signing Ceremony"? At What Cost?
Mr. Bush: BUILD That Wall!
There Ain't No ~ In San Hose, Mate!
Illegal Aliens Deserve "Respect?" For What?
Talk Radio Outrage: Piolin's Million Letter Fraud!
Should W Consider Early Retirement? In Mexico?
Status Quo Unacceptable, Mr. President?
An Open Letter to President Bush on Comprehensive Immigration Reform
Dubya, Democrats, and RINOs: Can You Hear Us NOW?
Doing Work Illegal Aliens Refuse to Do
Bush Reign of Error Must End: US Needs Competent, Respected President
Open Letter To California Senators
"Comprehensive" Reform is Folly Unless Mexico is Held Accountable
While Pelosi Gallivants, Culture of Corruption Stages Dramatic Comeback
Dear America: What Will You Do When George Bush Surrenders to Mexico?
McCain Warns Deportations Could Lead to Riots!
More Likely to Cause America's Demise: Amnesty or Terrorist Attack?
Of Miss America and Mexican Boo-birds: Cast Not Pearls Before Swine!
Call to Real Conservatives: Stop the Democrat-Bush Amnesty Insanity!
McCain Meltdown Madness: Ignoring Existing Immigration Laws
Democrats Surrender to America! (satire)
Pelosi Power Petering Out?
Amnesty Folly: Trusting Known Criminals to Obey the Law
Lindsey Graham Does Not Understand Americans
Hooray for Oklahoma!
Illegal Aliens: Why Not Invade Venezuela?
May Day Follow-up: LA Police Chief Should Be Fired
Nancy Pelosi: Progressive Compassion Needed to Fix Immigration (Satire)
Does the Rule of Law Still Matter at All in America?
Of Barry Bonds, a Bat Boy's Plea Agreement, and Commissioner Selig's Future in Used Car Sales
The Fall of the Ham Sandwich: Precursor to Armageddon?
What Hillary Clinton Will NOT Find Under Rug in Oval Office
Dr. Sheryl Crow's Ingenious Plan to "Wipe Out" Global Warming (Satire)
America Needs for Sen. Joe Lieberman to Act NOW!
Solution to Campus Massacres: Outlaw "Hate Laughter" (satire)
Harry Reid: Peddling White Flags and Loss of Hope
If Illegal Aliens Were a Separate U.S. State
Liberal "solution" to Cho Seung-Hui Murder Spree
April 15: Day of Mourning or Sacred Holy Day?
More Harmful to Black Americans: Don Imus or Crystal Gail Mangum?
Bush Calls for Surrender at Border, Ahmadinejad Goes Nuclear in Iran
Director of "A Christmas Story" Snuffed by Drunken Illegal Alien
"Granny Diplomacy" Hits Bump in Road to Damascus
G.W. Bush Calls Syrian President al-Assad About Speaker Pelosi (satire)
G.W. Bush Twisting Slowly in Wind: Good or Bad?
Speaker Pelosi Off to Syria: Why?
Open Letter To President Bush, Members of Congress: Immigration Reform
Triangulating Military Surrender Into Victory at the Polls
Misundestimating Nancy Pelosi
Adios to America's Numero Uno Anchor Baby?
Ann Coulter Urgently Needed in White House (satire)
Duyba's Recruiting Mission to Latin America (Satire)
An Apt Analogy for Bush's Amnesty
Dubya Enforces Rule of Law with Executive Order Uno Pardonade (satire)
Newt and Slick Willie: Equally Reprehensible?
Relax, Infidels: Donna Shalala Is Back in Government!
Wither the Bush Karma? Can America Survive Another Two Years?
Should Ann Coulter Be Burned Alive?
Letter To President Felipe Calderon: "Undocumented Boomers" Coming to Mexico! (satire)
Coming to A Strawberry Patch Near You: A Burger King Reject!
A Triangulated Solution to Global Warming and Homelessness
Speaker Pelosi: Al Gore's Oscar, Dick Cheney's Life, and Dubya's Phone Manners (Satire)
Of 9/11, Illegal Aliens, and a Muddled President
Is Mexico Governed by Complete Idiots?
Shut Up, Nancy Pelosi!
The Yo! Blair De-Surge
Open Letter to Bank of America
American Tragedy: Current President Not Worth Celebrating
Speaker Pelosi Addresses Obesity Versus Hunger in America (Satire)
Bank of "America"? Hardly!
Rep. Keith Ellison Issues Fatwa on Cigar Smoke (satire)
Iraq to Close Borders With Syria and Iran: What a Novel Concept!
Erectile Function Is an Inalienable RIGHT (satire)
An Open Letter to Former Border Patrol Agent Ignacio Ramos
Of Nancy Pelosi, Air Travel, and "Military Free" San Francisco
Ahmadinejad to Make Dramatic Announcement on Feb.11
An Open Letter to John McCain
Time to Make a Deal with Osama bin Laden?
In Tampa, Florida, Unpaid Debt Trumps Rape!
Open Letter to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid: Theft of Public Services by Illegal Aliens
Seize Money Being Sent to Mexico to Pay for Services Stolen by Illegal Aliens!
Pelosi's Iraq Solution: Make Love, Not Jihad!
Pelosi Greeted by Singing and Dancing in the Streets of Baghdad!
Should Free Speech Be a Criminal Offense?
Dear Dubya: America Don't Need No Stinkin' Reform!
The State of the Union: An Ordinary Citizen Responds
Farmers Fear Shortage of Workers: What About Illegal Aliens Already Here?
George W. Bush Is America's Worst Enemy
George W. Bush's Early Hurricane Warning to Louisiana (an open letter)
Is Sleeping with a Kennedy un-American?
Illegal Aliens are Not Immigrants
The Unlovable Mr. Bonds: Barry Bonds
Time to Rally Around President Bush
"Snake Eyes" Takes Aim on American Troops
G.W Bush and His "January Surprise"
National Guard Attacked at the Border: Where in the Hell Is George W. Bush?
Barack Obama IS a Man of "Substance": Cocaine and Pot, That Is!
Lady Frankenstein Comes Back to Haunt Liberal Creator
Obama, Osama? What's the Difference?
George W. Bush's Top 10 Resolutions for 2007
Who Should Get Credit For Saddam's Demise?
The New Bush Iraq Strategery
Executing the Law in Iraq: Valuable Lessons for America
About That "Mandate," Ms. Pelosi
Stealing from Peter to Pay Pedro: Mexican Imposition in California
Jesus Was the "Prince of Peace," But Not a Muslim
A Reply to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: What Would Jesus Do?
"Oh, Come Let us Abort Him!"
Health Insurance for Illegal Aliens?
Essential American Truths Hispanics Must Be Made to Understand
Has Charles Rangel Unwittingly Solved America's Illegal Alien Crisis?
Dear Nancy Pelosi: Guess Who Is Coming Back to the House
Illinois Terrorist Should Have Waited a Month
If Bush Lied About WMD, So Did These Democrats!
Feliz Navidad from "Good hearted, hard working" Illegal Aliens
Eureka! Democrat with Reasonable Stance on Illegal Immigration Found
How do you say Reconquesta in Arabic?
Brown Is Beautiful? What About Mexico?
He Whose Name We Dare Not Speak: Taking Christ out of Christmas
Somewhere in a Cave, Osama bin Laden Is Celebrating!
Happy Indian Summer From Frisco!
Just a "botched joke," Senator?
Voter Fraud: Coming to a Polling Place Near You!
John F. Kerry: Still Unfit for Command
Addicted to Addictions?
Shortage of Virgins in Islamic Heaven?
A Woman's Place Is in the Home -- Not the House!
Life Before Birth
San Francisco All Agog Over Obama
Why America Needs President Hillary Clinton in 2008
Are Mexican Officials Inherently Incapable of Reasoned Thought?
Debunking Myths about San Francisco