Dear George (2005)

Dear George,

I just wanted to drop you a line and inform you that I am withdrawing all support for any program you espouse, and for any person you endorse to follow you in office. No, George, I'm not going over to the Democratic Party, I just don't feel at all represented by the Republican Party. I think your commentary on those private citizens who are doing what you and your cowardly administration are afraid to do was the last straw.
I've informed several of your party hacks here in Texas to take me off their contact list in the last few days, and this letter will be notice to the rest. It's sad to note that so many of us refused to vote for a lying two-faced idiot like Kerry, only to end up with a lying two-faced idiot in the White House anyway.

We need a man with cojones, George, balls that is, someone who can tell Vincente Fox to go to hell instead of kissing his butt.

Neither you nor your friends in the other party have any sense any more of what the Constitution is, and I'm sick and tired of waiting for you to wake up. We have butt holes demanding welfare money out of my pocket, teachers unions teaching our kids how to put on a rubber, whiney little environmentalists wanting to protect things that are alive while ignoring the fact that human beings are alive too, credit card companies getting special treatment in the courts, lawyers suing everybody about everything, federal interference in our schools and Democrats and Republicans so busy trying to screw guys like me that we have no future. Keep your Social Security, George, I planned to survive without it.

The government of this country is a joke. Try this around the office, George. Call in ten of your staffers, and ten of Clinton's old staffers. Give all of them three pieces of paper and a pencil. Tell them they have thirty minutes to write down the first ten amendments to the Constitution, and you'll give $10,000.00 bucks to the one that gets them all right. Don't worry, George, it's a safe bet.

What a choice. The Democrats wanna give my money to welfare queens, the Republicans want it to give jobs to illegal aliens. Thanks for nothing, George.

Go vote yourself a pay raise. Congress does it automatic, join the crowd.

Adios, George

Copyright 4/7/05 by Dave Hoffman
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