by Dave Hoffman
A Tree, A Doctor, A Politically Incorrect Commentary
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I know I’m not being politically correct, in fact there’s a possibility that I could get myself into a little trouble. I guess it all stems from the continuous arguments about the place of religion (to be specific, Christianity) in this country of ours.

 

Funny how the arguments go, isn’t it? It’s pointed out time and time again that God is not mentioned in the Constitution. As a matter of fact, those that point this out are right. One of the standard arguments used by those of us (not including myself) that believe in the Christian God is the fact that He is mentioned in the Declaration of Independence. The anti-God people point out (and rightfully so) that the Declaration is not the governing document, the foundation for law in this great country of ours. The Constitution is, and God got left out, although religion is mentioned in the 1st Amendment.

 

But the foundation for the secular argument is the phrase “…separation of church and state…”, a phrase pointed to with glee by those who would eliminate God entirely, if possible. Problem is, the phrase they quote is no more valid than the mention of God in the Declaration. The phrase originally came from a letter written by Thomas Jefferson to the Danbury Baptist Association of Connecticut on January 1, 1802. Well, Tommy’s letter is no more force of law than the Declaration is, so the famous quote really has no validity.

 

Nonetheless, atheists and the ACLU work together to do everything possible to get God out of everything possible.

 

This time of the year, their efforts become more frantic, as they run about the countryside, targeting a Nativity scene here, a school play there, the odd group singing religious Christmas songs over there….

 

I guess if they really like that sort of thing it keeps them busy, away from church, and out of the malls (unless a mall has a Christian themed display somewhere).

 

But maybe I’ll be one of their targets this year. You see, I delight in being politically incorrect, and I’ve managed to do it again. I work in a place that belongs to the Feds, and me and my buddies provide armed security there. Our Control area enables us to monitor, through various electronic means, just about everything going on. We can respond with force in a matter of seconds, if necessary. It’s a 24/7, 365 type of job, and it can be bleak at times. Which brings me to the tree, the Doctor, and political incorrectness.

 

I found the tree at a yard sale, unused, in its box, for a dollar. It stands about eight inches tall, and came with thirty tiny little silver balls. A couple weeks ago, I took it out of the box, fluffed out its little artificial branches, and, using sewing thread, tied each and every one of those little silver balls to various branches.

 

I put it on top of a systems console, where it could be seen, but it wasn’t quite enough. So I brought some of that white snow looking stuff you put around trees in to work from home, and put it around my little tree. Still it seemed that something needed to be added, but I wasn’t sure what.

 

A couple days later (on a rare day off) my wife and I (I call her Princess) were shopping. We stopped at Big Lots, and there I found a string of thirty tiny little lights, for $1.99. I bought them. They were operated by four AA batteries, and I had some, so my tree became lighted. Some thin silver garland completed the decoration, and my tree seemed to stand just a little taller, a little prouder.

 

But something still was missing. Looking through our decorations at home, I found several tree ornaments. They looked like tiny little presents, wrapped and with bows. Well, I took half a dozen of them in to work, and placed them under the tree. Their size was perfect, and my tree seemed a little taller, a little straighter.

 

But something still was missing. And that’s where the Doctor came in.

Next to the tree is a small piece of paper. It says “Merry Christmas”. It also refers to something the Doctor wrote, something I’d like to pass on. I could give you an exact quote, but I prefer to write it as it comes to mind, so, if I mess it up a little, I’m sorry.

 

It’s been there a week or so, and no one has complained yet, even though I had the temerity to use the words “Merry Christmas” on a Federal installation. I guess they don’t pay all that much attention, and I think that’s a lot of what’s wrong in the world today.

 

People are so busy being politically correct, they don’t have the time to pay attention. The Doctor’s name is Luke. He wrote a book. Read the second chapter, eleventh verse sometime, if you would.

 

If you haven’t the time, I won’t quote Luke, but I’ll come close:

For unto you this day is born in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.

 

Merry Christmas to all, from someone whose politically incorrect.

 

NOTE: Copyright 12/15/04 by Dave Hoffman

 

Beneficium accipere libertatem est vendere.

 

 

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