According to Sheryl Crow, in order to stop ‘global warming’, we need to use less toilet paper—actually, a whole lot less…
"Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.”
(See article).
Hmm, I don’t think I’ll be shaking the hands of anyone who thinks this is a good idea!
