People I Don't Want to Hear About in 2009
By Alan Caruba on (Dec 31, 08)

If I had the power, there are any number of people from whom or about whom I would not want to hear, see, or read anything in 2009. Here’s a short list!


Al Gore. This pusillanimous fraud, a leftover from the Clinton administration who was defeated for president in 2000, has devoted his time to issuing warnings against global warming, the greatest hoax of the modern era. He tends to be most vocal during blizzards.


Dr. James Hansen. Right behind, with his nose deeply buried in Al Gore’s posterior, is the man who started the global warming hoax when, in the 1980s, he testified to Congress that the whole world is doomed. To his name I add the hundreds of other alarmists.


Rep. Nancy Pelosi. The Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives is quite possibly the most stupid person to have ever held that post.


Sen. Harry Reid. The Senate Majority Leader, like his counterpart in the House, holds a lot of idiotic ideas and beliefs. He continues to oppose the opening of Yucca Mountain, a multi-billion dollar repository for spent, but radioactive nuclear fuel.


Bill Clinton. Having cost Hillary a shot at the presidency and failed in so many ways during his own two terms in office, one fervently hopes he will busy himself giving million dollar speeches in Abu Dhabi and other venues far from the U.S. This is the man who once said, “We just have to slow down our economy and cut back our greenhouse gas emissions ’cause we have to save the planet for our grandchildren.” Well, he got his wish; the economy is slowing to a crawl. Happy now?


Jimmy Carter. This friend to every dictator on Earth was once elected President of the United States. Mistakes happen.


Barney Frank.  Don’t hold your breath waiting for this House of Representatives’ Elmer Fudd impersonator to take responsibility for the nation’s financial crisis. He spent the last few years defending Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac while both purchased billions in sub-prime mortgage loans.


George W. Bush. I have had to listen to President Bush for eight years and that is quite enough.


John McCain. America has voted, but less than half for you and most of them held their nose when they did.


Keith Olbermann & Chris Matthews.  These two alleged political pundits so thoroughly embarrassed themselves and MSNBC during the campaigns that their co-workers refuse to sit at their table in the company cafeteria.


Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson.  The next President of the United States of America is an Afro-American. Millions of white people voted for him. Now go away.


Mahmoud Amadinejad. This loony is convinced that millions must die so that a mythical Twelfth Imam can return to bring Islam to all mankind. Meanwhile, Mahmoud and the ayatollahs have been busy destroying Iran when not taking hostages.


Hugo Chavez. This Fidel Castro wannabe has managed to destroy Venezuela’s economy with his communist ranting. I miss the good old days when the CIA was encouraged to rid us of such pests.


Osama bin Laden. With any luck, this sucker is dead.


The United Nations.  Anything that comes out of this institution should be treated like toxic waste.


So many annoying, deranged, and stupid people; we can be assured that the mainstream media will hang on their every word.


Alan Caruba writes a daily blog at http://factsnotfantasy.blogspot.com Every week, he posts a column on the website of The National Anxiety Center, www.anxietycenter.com


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